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Unbelievable. Unimaginable. Impossible. Those are the word I hear applied to the unfolding disaster in New Orleans and the bayou, the Mississippi, and Lake Ponchartrain try to reclaim the city.

What I am finding interesting about this disaster is the difference from 9-11, which now has achieved mythic status in the American psyche. I haven’t heard of anyone making any comparisons – I may just be different in how I perceive things. I do remember in 9-11 the countless stories of selfless acts of courage, a city rallying together in a time of tragedy, and the repeated notice of the absence of looting, crime, etc… Was it all as pristine as we tend to retell it now, probably not but no one seemed to play the blame game in those early days.

What seems different about Katrina is just as New Orleans had the reputation of being one of the “rougher” cities in the US, with higher poverty, crime, etc…, we are seeing a shocking, more gritty side of disaster than we are used to. While I am certain there are stories that will emerge of out of this disaster of courageous, selfless people, of communities rallying together in their need from the Big Easy up into Mississippi and Alabama, what I see being reported most often are the pictures of looters carting off TVs and jewelry and political pundits like Robert Kennedy Jr. blaming the Governor of Mississippi and the President for this “logical” outcome of global warming. One of the poorest regions of the country gets levelled by a natural disaster and what we get offered on the airwaves are green party politics and images that imply why poor people shouldn’t be helped!

I have always loved New Orleans – its has a down to earth, live life to its fullest charm and history that I have appreciated every time I have gone there. The best national youth gathering our denomination ever held (in my opinion) was in New Orleans in 1998 – 36,000 Lutheran teenagers doing community service, worshipping in the Superdome, walking Canal and Bourbon Streets, and the French Quarter. So much of what was there is now gone for good and I mourn that.

So far I have not heard any evangelical publicity seeker declare that Katrina was God’s judgment on the Sodom of New Orleans or vengence for the homosexual/pagan cultists/New World Order/secular humanist agendas that are undermining the American Way of Life and polluting our precious bodily fluids. Its going to happen. God is to blame and God has his reasons for putting his smackdown on the Deep South and turning the people over to their sins. Someone is going to say, get a big headline, and make the rest of us who believe in a God want to crawl in a hole or consider doing something positively ungodly to get them to shut up.

The question that has come up before, along with a couple of requests to deal with it is the age old question about why is there evil, why do bad things happen to good people. Just so happens I have been reading the book of job which wrestles with this. So, I’ll take a stab at it in light of Katrina. I will try and get out a quickpodcast on this tonight and The Burning Man will have to wait until Friday (two podcasts in a week?). In anticipation, let me just say this – if you are looking for someone/something to blame, you are missing the opportunity. Instead of trying to figure out the why, figure out the “what shall I do?” How does your spiritual jouney intersect with this real tragedy? How are you being drawn to serve and love, to make a loving and compassionate God real to people who have literally lost everything? Are you going to try and explain evil/tragedy or are you going to live a life of meaning in the face of it?

Here are a couple of links of ways to help now but I’ll dig up more. Just don’t get sucked into the blame game – do something real instead.

The American Red Cross
Lutheran Disaster Response

A good friend and martini master sent me this profound observation from the Orlando Weekly, the sunny locale he has recently retired to although is his attitude and energy is that of a 30 year old – completely pomo.

Who up for a night on the town with Jesus and a nice cuban cigar? Make mine a Bombay Sapphire with a couple of nice olives. Some days just call for it.

Something completely different

God needs a vacation. He told me yesterday as we sat down to Thai food that He is sick and tired and he just wants to be left alone for a while. Having to worry over a universe of things, from porpoises to George Bush to competing high school football pre-game locker-room prayers, for victory has left Him as drained as an Orange Blossom ho on Sunday morning. He told me that He is thinking about Cancun, or maybe even Aruba, but the Aruba thing may be a touch sticky because that would mean that He would feel “obligated” to donate charity hours to hunt for that missing girl. You may not know this but He was recently hounded and shamed into dropping a hint or two about the location of that runaway bride, and that majorly frosted His scepter. He just felt so used.

He does have a few requests in vacation accommodations. He wants a suite of rooms overlooking the pool. Gideon Bibles have to go; they give Him the heebie-jeebies. And He would like to emphasize that any door-to-door evangelists spotted lurking within 300 yards of the hotel will knock Him off the wagon and send Him nervously ripping into a pack of GPCs.

He just needs a rest. A nice siesta. Contrary to what Central Florida TV preachers say, he doesn’t need a farthing, just an occasional all-boys night out at a nice Italian restaurant with Jesus, Moses, Frank, Sammy, Deano and Sam Kinison, topped off by anything hand-rolled and smuggled in from Cuba. And would it kill Jesus to pick up the check?

He is so fagged out that He is even tossing around the option of giving up the God business altogether and going into charter-boat fishing in the Keys. Should He retire, a replacement God is no sweat. There is someone in the wings who has been convinced for years that he is God: Donald Rumsfeld.

So lay off the prayers. For the time being He is limiting himself to answering only five a day from women trapped in fundamentalist marriages to men with the IQ of cabinet-hinge dust. But if you should find yourself with an emergency, well, go ahead, then, send up a prayer. Buddha is covering for him.

Larry Limbaugh, Orlando

A Cool Prayer

I was doing my morning meditations and came across this in one of my prayer books. While it has made the rounds on the net, its origin is with a Mother Superior of a German convent in the 17th Century. Its has been adapted to an old timer’s prayer and other variations but this is the original, to the best of my knowledge. Not just for old timers but even for us GenXers who are starting to see a little gray in the hair and discovering that our parents were quite as stupid as we thought. Our elders may not understand the postmodern world but after visiting one of our 96 year old members yesterday (one very cool lady), they understand more than I sometimes give them credit for. The human condition is universal, postmodern or otherwise.

  • Lord thou knowest better than I know myself that I am growing older and some day I will be old. Keep me from the fatal habit of thinking I must say something on every subject and on every occasion.

    Release me from craving to straighten out everybodys affairs; Keep my mind free from recital of endless details; give me wings to get to the point.

    I ask for grace enough to listen to the tales of others’ pains. But seal my lips on my aches and pains.They are increasing and love of rehearsing them is becoming sweeter as the years go by.I dare not ask for grace enough to enjoy listening to the tales of others’ pains, but help me to endure them with patience.

    I dare not ask for improved memory, but for a growing humility and a lessening cocksureness when my memory seems to clash with the memories of others.Teach me the glorious lesson that occasionally it is possible I may be mistaken.

    Keep me reasonably sweet;I do not want to be a Saint – some of them are so hard to live with – but a sour person is one of crowning works of the devil.

    Give me the ability to see good things in unexpected places and talents in unexpected people, and give me O Lord, the grace to tell them so .

    Make me thoughtful, but not moody, helpful, but not bossy. With my vast store of wisdom, it seems a pity not to use it all; but thou knowest, Lord that I want a few friends at the end. Amen.

  • Pat ramblingA few of you emailed me about my comments about the ELCA’s debate over same sex blessings and ordaining pastors in same sex relationships (they said no to both) regarding my take that the two poles seemed more like politicians than spiritually driven. Now Pat Robertson makes my point again – assassination in the name of God and country. Goes back to something I heard was thrown around in the 50s – kill a commie for Christ. Did anyone hear if he was offering 50 virgins in heaven for the prayer warrior that pulls it off?

    Sarcastic and cranky today? Yes, I am. I know the reality of things is that wacked fringes of the religious world capture the headlines and the rest of us who want to walk with Jesus rather than jihad (and I use that term across religious and political lines) against our neighbor get left in the shadows. It would be a good time for everyone to learn from the original Islamic use of jihad, the spiritual struggle within yourself and apply that rather than using it as an excuse to lay some serious smack down on those you disagree with.

    Sadly, we still live in a world where people still think hierarchy changes hearts and society so if you make a social statement, issue a press release, or pass a law, people will change. My experience is that all of life is a bottom up experience – start with yourself and that is what can change the world. The Civil Rights movement did not begin with legislation, it began with Rosa Parks on a bus, people sitting segregated lunch counters, and people stand a spiritual stand in the real world that changed it. I don’t recall reading anything about shooting all the bus drivers.

    My point with the ELCA is we need to focus locally on becoming welcoming communities to gay and lesbian Christians – just people on the same spiritual journey – and get that right first as followers of Jesus. Keeping sinners out to appear righteous or creating a token system to look inclusive misses the point that we are called to love all people unconditionally, including those we would name as our enemies.

    WWJD, Pat? I’d like to say he’d stuff a bunch of wristbands into your mouth. Might fill up that space between your ears.

    Really, though. Jesus would love you just like Hugo Chavez and invite you both to have dinner with Him. Might end up changing the world.

    Here’s to a better day for us all.

    end of rant

    After a week at camp and too many days playing catch up and getting ready for the start of the school year and congregation activities, here is Podcast #16. I try and wrap up the comments about the Evil Genius episodes and essentially establish them as the baseline for my wanderings for the coming weeks. What you hear in Dave is not unusual, its where many, if not most, postmoderns are, so the places we will be going in future podcasts will be sites, events, and people who seek to engage postmoderns from that baseline. Some will be specifically Christian, some will be other spiritual traditions, others will be secular – all will attempt to address the questions of meaning in a postmodern world.

    As I mention, the next podcast will be on The Burning Man Project, the amazing experiment in temporary community, and one of the most experiencial, postmodern events you will find. Spontaneous community, spontaneous relationship, spontaneous spirituality and religion. Be warned – if you consider yourself in any way sheltered, you will find things here that will both amaze and offend. While Burning Man builds itself as family friendly, it may not be the type of family values you are used to.

    Mentioned Links:
    Demerging
    The Post Evangelical by Dave Tomlinson

    Download the podcast here.

    Well, I finally did it – put up a link to vote for Wired Jesus on Podcast Alley. With Itunes now bringing people here and the number of listeners over 1000, might as well go the distance. So if you have the chance, a vote at Podcast Alley would be appreciated and see if I can break into the top ten.

    France surrenders? Well, if you follow FARK.com, you know what I mean. Best site on quirky news out there and his little comments on each headline are gems. Just watch out for the occasional adult link…

    So, rock the vote or, more importantly, keep talking up the show with friends. If you have any sites or questions you would like to explore, let me know as well. Always up for something new.

    Back From Camp

    Well, I’m back from a week at catechism camp, my annual excursion with my junior high kids to talk faith, risk in a new community, and enjoy nature. Of course, that means severing my connection with the wired world, which can be a little frustrating. After all, is it to much to ask for a wireless hot spot and a starbucks in the midst of the great outdoors? I think not.

    Watch for the next podcast in a day or two. After being out in the woods, I think I may change my progression and instead of going to The Ooze next, I think I’ll take a pagan twist and talk about The Burning Man gathering and community. After that, go to The Ooze as one example of a conversational spiritual community with a Christian framework, and then move on to some postmodern Christian communities/churches. If you have any suggestions of favorite/interesting sites of a wired spiritual journey, let me know. There are only so many hours in the day to google.

    Just so you can share in the experience, here’s a view of Flemming Falls at Camp Mowana, just outside of Mansfield, Ohio. Who would guess that such beauty lies in the shadows of steel mills and the some of the last US rust belt industries. A little bit of trivia – about 6 miles from here is the Mansfield Penitenary, the site where The Shawshank Redemption was filmed. If you want to check out the camp, click on the Camp Mowana link. A cool place to go retreat and reconnect.

    Flemming Falls at Camp Mowana

    Here is the second and final part of Dave Slusher’s January 31 podcast of Evil Genius Chronicles on why he doesn’t believe in God. In this section he spend some time reflecting on how his decision not to believe in a God was confirmed though the responses of Christians to his father’s suicide. Very powerful listening.

    As I mention in the podcast I would be interested in your comments, either here or to me via email to:

    For those of you who agree with Dave – post a story or statement on how you find meaning in life outside a religious tradition or spiritual belief.

    For those of you who are Christians, how do you find meaning and a spiritual reality or hope, when faced with criticisms or situations similar to Dave’s?

    The next podcast will be exploring The Ooze, the creation of Spencer Burke and a unique postmodern forum/community for spiritual searching.

    Download the podcast here.

    Here’s the quote I meant to post yesterday. I think it kind of captures a postmodern searching mindset and where I’m coming from.

    “A evangelical speaker and a liberal bishop each sat down to read the bible. The evangelical speaker thanked God for the precious gift of the Holy Scriptures and pledged himself once again to proclaim them faithfully. “Thank you God”, he prayed, “that I am not like this poor liberal bishop who doesn’t believe your word, and seems unable to make his mind up whether or not Christ rose from the dead”. The bishop looked puzzled as he flicked through the pages of the bible and said “virgin birth, water into wine, physical resurrection. I honestly don’t know if I can believe these things Lord. In fact, I’m not even sure that I believe you exist as a personal being, but I am going to keep on searching”. I tell you that this liberal bishop rather than the other man went home justified before God. For everyone who thinks he has arrived at his destination has actually hardly begun, and he who continues searching is closer to his destination than he realises”.

    (Paraphrased from Luke 19:9-14, quoted from Dave Tomlinson, “The Post-evangelical”).

    Welcome to the life of a postmodern pilgrim. I’ll keep a review of the book for a podcast down the road, since there is more than just a few pastor types listening out there looking for good connecting points. This is a gem.

    You can check out more about Dave at the web site of St. Luke’s Church in North London or about the book at Amazon.

    I have got to become an Amazon affiliate! Anyone out there done it?

    Just came across this site today – ExChristian.Net. The site describes itself as “encouraging ex-Christians”, an interesting and I’m sure intention choice of words, using the common Christian term of “encouragement.” I found it looking for a quote from a book I’m finishing right now “The Post-Evangelical” by Dave Tomlinson, a book welcomed by many postmoderns and that has largely put him in the doghouse of American Evangelicalism. Frankly, not a bad place to be since what I am doing here at Wired Jesus has received a similar response from some of my Lutheran colleagues and lay folks.

    I’ll probably explore ExChristian.Net at later time – its not exactly the same as where Dave Slusher is coming from – he’s a live and let live guy where ExChristian.Net seems to be more of a support group for ex-Christians to stay that way and a missionary cause for forum crashing evangelicals determined to bring them back to the “true faith” and save them from hell. I may be wrong but that is what I’m seeing at first glance. Could make for an intersting podcast – definitely a place to hear postmodern challenges to the stagnant Christianity that too many congregations are stuck in.

    Which brings me to a question that has been asked lately. Now that there are over 1,000 regular listeners and more arriving daily due to Itunes and the new podcast directories (and being the #1 hit on google for “podcast” and “jesus”, some of you are wondering what I’m trying to do here. What Wired Jesus is not an evangelism tool to convert people from being something other than a Christian. Plenty of other sites try and do that, some better than others. What I am trying to do is create an open space for postmodern spiritual conversation, highlight other sites of interesting conversation, and share my own Christian perspective. As Dave would say, I’m not out to convert anyone – anyways, the way I read the Bible, people don’t do that anyway, the Holy Spirit does. I do want to have a no hold barredapproach to questioning – about faith, about Christianity, about Jesus, about God. So I will go to off the wall places (like ExChristian.net), I will start strange conversations that won’t be allowed in many Christian congregations – all so people can explore, join the journey, and perhaps share the road with Jesus in a new way.

    Might seem wishy washy to some. Might even be a little heretical to others. Hopefully you’ll find it interesting, challenging, and food for the road.

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